Saturday, January 5, 2019

Weinerville and Other Childhood Takaways

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Elmer's glue is shit. Let's just start there. The stuff is garbage, no wonder we give it to kindergartners to create fake scabs (if ...
Wednesday, November 21, 2018

Gotta Find Your Corner of the Sky

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"....Sloppy, under dressed, immature, clumsy, guillible, naive, ditzy, and a bit...well, vague.." If this sounds familiar I'm ...
Thursday, October 18, 2018

Come For the Drive By, Stay for the...Uniforms?

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Scene: Two old G's on the 4 train. Reminissing about the good ole days when you could shoot a dude dead and the cops didn't know not...
Thursday, September 13, 2018

Today, on Public Eavesdropping

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So I'm stomping through the city, seriously considering pushing people in front of cars for the capital offense of existing in the same ...
Friday, August 3, 2018

Back in the Day....(Which Was a Friday, as it Turns Out)

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Once upon a time ( bout a month ago ), in a land far, far away ( nobody cares, New Jersey ) stands a mythical castle where mere peasants ca...
Sunday, July 8, 2018

McDonald's, Pina Colladas, and the 4 Train.

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It's Saturday afternoon and I'm leaving work. I'm in a bigger hurry to catch the 4 train than usual cause I have a pina collada ...
Monday, June 25, 2018

The Nerve of Some People's Parents!

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The commute was a nightmare. From W.35th street to Bedford Park at a maddening pace. Then on to Whisky House, for my Aunt Colleen's reti...