Sunday, April 17, 2016

There's No Crying in Baseball

"I'm just being honest." "I need to let you know how I feel." Actually you don't. When did this country go from 'pull yourself up by your bootstraps' to 'baby mama drama'? If you are having issues with your significant/insignificant other why do you keep choosing douchbags to procreate with? And more importantly, what the hell does this have to do with me? Why must I be subjected to your train wreck of a relationship??? it's called a personal life for a reason. And, speaking of personal; could everyone please get off their soapboxes? I know this is the selfie generation, where indulging every emotion and impulse is encouraged, but, could we please see less of your inner child and more of your outer adult? Once upon a time people boasted about actual accomplishments; graduations, promotions, they, etc. They considered a hard day's work a good thing. Now, if it can't be done online, from the comfort of a bean bag chair, it's not happening. Ot, it might happen but they will complain. God will they complain! The nanosecond a cloud dares to enter those sunny skies, their world will begin to crumble...at least, as far as their Facebook page is concerned. "OMG! My boss just totally chewed me out for being 45 mins late!!" #thestruggleisreal. "This b*itch in my office is all up in my biz, she just totally called me out for taking selfies at work. Thanks mom!" #notcool. "Ugh! Can't believe I'm wasting a perfect beach day at work. Adulting is hard! Yes, it is. And it doesn't get any better, so cry yourself a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!! Seriously, when did whining become the hot, new trend? :Sigh: You're killing me Smalls...

Sunday, April 3, 2016

Upgrades You Can Actually Use

Why doesn't Facebook allow you to tag more than one location at a time? Like, where's that upgrade?? And, while they're at it, a WTF button. That would be way more helpful than a dislike button. And what is with the stickers??? What was wrong with the emoticon faces? Too easy?? Ugh! And don't even get me started on Apple! Apple makes the best products known to man...if you ignore the fact that you can't use a USB drive on the iPad. Know what else you can't do on the iPad? Keep track of your words. Why you ask? Because the great and powerful Apple DOESN't HAVE WORDCOUNTER!! Aparantly if you send a document from your iPad you don't need wordcounter, because whomever you're sending your document to will see that it was sent from an iPad and instantly know how smart you are that it won't matter how many words you used. In fact, the only place I see upgrades that actually serve a purpose are apps, and even then...For example; Cups, Retail Me Not, Weather kitty, FreePrints, Akinator, and AliExpress are among my favorite apps (Seriously, download them, you'll love them!). And then there are apps like Let Go and Lyft...yeah, not so much.